South Jersey Cars & Coffee Joke of the Week!

A guy gets married to his longtime girlfriend. Shortly after the marriage, she finds him in the garage cleaning his beloved E-Type Jaguar and says, “Now that we are married, I think you should sell that thing and get something more sensible.”

A long pause goes by….then he says “You know, for a minute there, you sounded just like my ex-wife!”

She replied; “I did not know you were married before!”

The Husband calmly says; “I wasn’t.” 

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